You don’t slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up: “I challenge you to a duel.” They would have a gunfight after that—somebody had to go!
Charlie Murphy on The Chappelle Show


  1. What did five fingers say to the face?

  2. SLAP!!

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