A Funkaoshi Production

I can’t imagine working on a drawing for a year straight.

Rob Pike discusses the lack of C++ developers moving to Go.

Well, a fictional Torvalds, anyway.

Replacing Alice and Bob with Sita and Rama.

Full House is 25 years old? Damn son. Also, the fact the Olson Twins were the only hold out for the reunion makes them seem all the more lame.

A great overview of Homomorphic Cryptography.

It takes a little while to get going, but it takes off at around the minute mark, and it’s crazy.

As far as I can tell with this sort of thing, no one knows what they are talking about, and anything you do will probably work out alright. Shima and I swaddled Mythilli when she was born—as best we could—but stopped fairly quickly because she would just undo her swaddle. So far, so good.

An interesting look at how Tolkien RetCon’d The Hobbit.

She’s hustling to produce her new album.

I just got a shout out from Mike Mearls — who’s a head of product development for D&D — about my Random Character Generator. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

Celebrities and Ram. And old White guys.

Word.

Wente manges to be shitty in a whole other way.

Payment processor upstart Stripe is coming to Canada. FirstData should be doing stuff like this, but they apparently don’t know how or can’t be bothered to.

And it looks amazing.

It’s much easier to view as a giant Google map.

David Simon discusses the Republican presidential nominee. I wonder how long the democrats can stay in power based solely on how useless their opposition is.

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He tried to stop someone from driving away without paying. The other unrelated story here is that we still have over qualified people working shitty jobs.

A post from Idle Words. You know it’s going to be good. I don’t want to say any more than that.