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Random Chuck Norris Fact. ⇒

   24 November 2005, early afternoon

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs." This link was found via Heather.

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  1. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  2. Mr. T’s sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man.

    damn, thats some funny shit.

  3. “Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.”

    this stuff is GOLD (being worn by Mr T.)

  4. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

  5. Chuck Norris doesn’t just missionary his wife while having sex, he roundhouses her in the crotch until she throws up.

    Chuck Norris orginally coined the phrase “Have it your way,” not McDonald, because everytime when he serves justice to bad guys he would ask them whether they want him to beat the living shit out of them or have living shit shitted on them.

    [that’s how it’s done]

  6. The day Chuck Norris sleeps with another man is not because he’s a homosexual its because he ran out of women.

  7. Once Chuck Norris had his own brand of toilet paper, the only problem with it was it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

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