Random Chuck Norris Fact. ⇒
24 November 2005, early afternoon
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs." This link was found via Heather.
This is a post from my link log: If you click the title of this post you will be taken the web page I am discussing.
I am laughing like an idiot at work right now. Explore the site, there is lots of other good stuff there: Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence; Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
by ramanan on November 24 2005, 2:40 pm #
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
by Ryan on November 24 2005, 6:14 pm #
Mr. T’s sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man.
damn, thats some funny shit.
by rooney on November 24 2005, 9:24 pm #
“Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.”
this stuff is GOLD (being worn by Mr T.)
by Juan on November 24 2005, 9:49 pm #
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
by adam on December 6 2005, 5:58 am #
Chuck Norris doesn’t just missionary his wife while having sex, he roundhouses her in the crotch until she throws up.
Chuck Norris orginally coined the phrase “Have it your way,” not McDonald, because everytime when he serves justice to bad guys he would ask them whether they want him to beat the living shit out of them or have living shit shitted on them.
[that’s how it’s done]
by Hugh The Le on December 14 2005, 7:12 pm #
The day Chuck Norris sleeps with another man is not because he’s a homosexual its because he ran out of women.
by Ashle on April 1 2006, 6:56 am #
by JACOB on April 13 2006, 6:45 pm #