Overheard at Western. ⇒
19 July 2005, evening time
"You should love yourself because you like a good burger. People who don't like good burgers should go back to Russia." This site is amazing. This link was found via SLC.
This is a post from my link log: If you click the title of this post you will be taken the web page I am discussing.
Also: Tube Gossip
by mk on July 19 2005, 8:35 pm #
Actually, this one’s better: Overheard in New York
by mk on July 20 2005, 3:21 pm #
I like this one from Overheard in New York.
Woman #1: She called to say she was sorry for hooking up with my ex.
Woman #2: How surprised were you?
Woman #1: I literally dropped dead as soon as she said it.
by rishi on July 20 2005, 3:50 pm #
Hipster girl: “Baby what’s that smell? Is that your feet?”
Hipster boy: “What? I don’t know, probably.”
Hipster girl: “Oh my god. The smell, I can’t take it.”
Hipster boy: “It doesn’t smell as bad as the old cooter did the other night when we were screwing. You didn’t hear me say anything when you shoved my face into that crockpot of bacteria.”
Hipster boy totally won that argument, and yet at the same time he totally lost.
Awesome links.
by Dave on July 20 2005, 5:20 pm #
This was good:
Hobo: July 31st! July 31st is the deadline, everyone! You must write your letters of apology to Bush or he’ll drop another bomb in the ocean and you can say “Good-bye” to Sri Lanka!
But this was even better:
Girl on cell: So he told me that sucking cock didn’t make him gay…and I said, “How’s that if you never go down on me?”...fucking faggot!
by ramanan on July 29 2005, 1:24 pm #